累死我啦。帮你听了下字幕。先贴给你。现在我帮你写翻译，有些joke有点背景可能需要解释。
这个大意很简单就是表现seinfeld为了第一个拿到车子，用尽全身解数想讨好这个一号。差点成功但是最后被jay leno搞黄了。
jerry:i want it. i would love to have the first one.
salesman:i m so sorry Mr Seinfeld but you are number 2 on the list.
jerry:who is number 1?
salesman:that guy.
jerry:ok.
jerry:so, u r number 1.
number 1 guy on the list:yeah.
jerry: how'd you like to be number 20.
jerry:i ll throw in the soup nazi.
soup nazi:soup for you.
jerry: i don't know all the characters.
jerry: last-living munchkins.
number 1 guy on the list:i thought he passed away.
jerry: i found another one.
jerry: dancing holographic monkey?
number 1 guy on the list: i have one.
jerry: i ll make small talk with the omelet guy for you.
jerry: u ever take an egg home with you? Is your head that shape underneath the hat? u ever feel bad about coming out of the toilet and coming right back to work here? nobody knows it. you do.
jerry: anybody like dirty limericks?
old lady: yams?
jerry: nobody wants any yams,sweetheart.beat it. I am trying to get a roll going.
jerry: i will recap last week's episode of jersey gangland for you with sock puppet.
jerry: Manicotti is dead. I am the man you want now.
wife: is he still here?
number 1 guy on the list: Yes.
jerry: god..bad bad idea.
jerry: i got you a new boat.
number 1 guy on the list: wow........no!!!
jerry: final offer. for the record i don't think i like you quite as much as i did at the beginning.
number 1 guy on the list: i m listening.
jerry: That's just my personal network of manhattan zip-lines
number 1 guy on the list: wow, impressive. u get the first Acura nsx.
jay: how about a jet pack flighing squirrel suit.  new york to la 20 minutes.
number 1 guy on the list: sorry Jerry.
jerry: i know...
voice-over:the acura nsx. it's coming.
alien: Leno (_@(_$#(*!)@_$
jerry: alright, can we talk about something else???


【 在 EVOzhen 的大作中提到: 】
: 宋飞。。。
: 虽然没太看懂吧 怎么外星人都跑出来了。。。。
: 不过不明觉厉啊
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