毫不夸张就是一点不夸张？ 说你们理工屌丝一根筋还不信！


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【 在 zhamyu 的大作中提到: 】
: lz正文里强调了 毫不夸张的说。。。。
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好好做你的数学题去，理工屌丝不要说话！


【 在 matrass 的大作中提到: 】
: 所以说你们文科生思路清奇，说话跟放*一样，毫不夸张 不等于 一点都不夸张，差了几个字吗，笑死我了
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A: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for 14 hours a day week in, week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
“你算幸运了。三个月来，我们一直住在化粪池里的牛皮纸袋里。凌晨六点就要起床，洗干净纸袋，吃点酸腐的面包皮就得到磨坊连续上14个小时的班，日日如此。回家以后，老爸还会用皮带赶我们去睡觉。”

B: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
“土豪啊你！我们住在湖里，三点就要起床了，清理完湖，吃一把热石头就去磨坊上班了，每个月就挣两便士，回家以后，老爸还会用碎玻璃瓶打我们，而且这还算是幸运的呢！”

C: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at 12 o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked 24 hours a day at the mill for four pence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.
“算了吧，我们才真是活得艰难。午夜12点就从鞋盒里起床，用舌头把路面舔干净。吃的是冷冰冰的石头，还一把都装不满。在磨坊工作24小时，六年挣4便士。回到家，老爸会用刀叉把我们劈成两半。”

D: I had to get up in the morning at 10 o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work 29 hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
“我晚上10点就得起床，睡前半小时吃一小块毒药，在磨坊里每天工作29小时，为了这份工作还得向磨坊主交钱。回到家，老爸杀了我们还在我们的坟头上手舞足蹈，高唱‘哈利路亚’。”

A: But you try and tell the young people today that, and they won't believe ya'.
“但是你跟现在的年轻人这样说，他们不会信的。”

All: Nope, nope.
“是啊。”


【 在 matrass 的大作中提到: 】
: 楼主说了毫不夸张，你们文科生思路真清奇
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FROM 223.104.4.*

只要特权阶层存在，就是这样  
  
【 在 WilliamF () 的大作中提到: 】
: 毫不夸张得说。
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FROM 106.121.162.*

司机素质落后50年
【 在 WilliamF 的大作中提到: 】
: 毫不夸张得说。
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FROM 223.104.176.*