【 在 smallpapaya 的大作中提到: 】
: 有时候没事和孩子会用英文简单说两句，发现三岁多小孩说话太好玩了。
: 孩子在家里沙发上蹦来蹦去，烦不胜烦。就数落孩子，“Only frogs and toads jump around like this. Are you a frog or a toad?” 孩子认真想了想，“I am a toad”. 我说，“But toads have 4 legs. Are you sure you’re a toad？” 孩子，“Yes, I am a two-leg toad。” 接着蹦$&@EUR??
: 孩子看了本巧克力的故事，把世界都想象成巧克力做的。在家里用积木敲地板，我提醒他“Stop doing that. Our neighbors will complain.” 孩子恶狠狠回答“I will eat them。” 我吓一跳，问他“ huh, Can you do that, eat your neighbors?” 孩子回答 “Yeah, they’re made of chocolate. Yummy!”
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接着说好玩的。昨天问孩子“who is the smartest kid in your kindergarten?”回答“xx(一胖女孩名字。” 看来孩子没自信，就问“who is the most stupid?”孩子回答“me!” 不甘心接着问“ who is the most stupid girl?” 孩子答得干脆“ No girl’s stupid!” 哎，孩子你长大了@?%t#！
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