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【 在 gelgle 的大作中提到: 】
: 转自虎扑
: [–]【阿森纳】WarrenAlaCarte 2203 points 10 hours ago*
: 3-0. Exactly where Liverpool wanted them
: 3-0。正中利物浦的下怀
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: [–]【曼城】jerrie86 769 points 9 hours ago
: Dangerous lead that.
: 这个领先很危险。
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: [–]【阿森纳】Jayveesac 308 points 9 hours ago
: Valverde has to attack and not play scared like what he did against Roma last year. Liverpool will give them hell at Anfield and they may need two more goals to kill this tie off
: 巴尔韦德必须要进攻，不能像去年打罗马那样畏首畏尾。利物浦在安菲尔德肯定会让巴萨如临地狱，巴萨可能要进2个球才能干掉利物浦
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: [–]【莱斯特】askmypen 207 points 9 hours ago
: need two more goals to kill this tie off
: You think Liverpool can score 5 against Barcelona?
: 至少进2球，你觉得利物浦能干巴萨5个？
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: [–]colombogangsta 236 points 9 hours ago
: Lol if Barca scores one, Liverpool gonna need 5. This tie is 90% over.
: 哈哈哈哈，要是巴萨进1个，利物浦就得进5个。半决赛已经90%结束了。
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: [–]royallex 288 points 9 hours ago
: PSG has left the chat
: 大巴黎已退出群聊
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: [–]【巴基斯坦】SexyMooli 2640 points 10 hours ago
: 13': Fun fact: Messi has never scored against Liverpool.
: Lol
: 热线里看到的，13分钟：趣知识：梅西从没对利物浦进过球。
: xswl
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: [–]【埃因霍温】aiicaramba 736 points 10 hours ago
: Fun fact: Messi has only scored twice against Liverpool.
: 趣知识：梅西只对利物浦进过2个球。
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: [–]_urMumM8_ 369 points 9 hours ago
: Can’t even get a hattrick, small fraud
: 帽子戏法都做不到，短腿骗子
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: [–]【切尔西】EnergetikNA 677 points 10 hours ago
: will people ever learn not to post that shit about him? did it against us last season, did it against Cech, United and now Liverpool this year too. Lmfao
: 网友能不能别再发这种梅西的狗屎消息了？上赛季对我们进球了，对切赫也进球了，曼联被破了，今年利物浦也被破处了。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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: [–]【国米】gabocorbo 368 points 9 hours ago
: Buffon too
: 布冯也被破了
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: [–]【切尔西】EnergetikNA 617 points 9 hours ago
: Neuer too, whilst sending Boateng to the shadow realm from which he hasn't really returned lol
: 诺伊尔也是，顺路还把博阿滕打入暗影世界，他至今还没有缓过来哈哈哈哈
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: [–]【巴萨】xX_Metal48_Xx 360 points 9 hours ago
: Boateng was a Top 5 CB then, too.
: 而且博阿滕那时候是世界前5的中卫。
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: [–]【南安普顿】BrokenBiscuit 234 points 9 hours ago
: I honestly think most people were even saying about him what they are about VVD now.
: 我真的觉得那时候大家聊博阿滕就跟现在聊范戴克一样。
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: [–]JohnSwanFromTheLough 339 points 9 hours ago
: Fun Fact: Messis never scored a hat trick in Anfield.
: 趣知识：梅西从没在安菲尔德完成过帽子戏法。
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: [–]【阿森纳】bluegoatredcoat 121 points 10 hours ago
: And how many competitive games has he played against them , doesn't make sense to pull out such a stat.
: 巴萨和利物浦打过多少正式比赛，这种数据根本毫无意义。（说梅西没对利物浦进过球的那条数据）
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: [–]【巴萨】NotAnurag 307 points 10 hours ago
: The last competitive game he played against Liverpool was 2007 lmao
: 上一次他对阵利物浦的正式比赛还是2007年哈哈哈哈哈啊
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: [–]【热刺】Jackalope117 2123 points 10 hours ago
: What’s the point in us trying to beat Ajax when we’ll just get reamed by Messi and co in a month lol
: 我刺这么忙着要干掉阿贾克斯是图个什么呢，就为了一个月之后被梅西和他的小伙伴们日翻吗哈哈哈哈
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: [–]【South Korea】OrcaDevil 963 points 10 hours ago
: Who needs Messi when you have Sissoko
: 西索科在手，梅西算个球
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: [–]【阿贾克斯】teymon 471 points 10 hours ago
: Yeah you shouldn't even bother next week IMHO
: 是的，我真心觉得你刺下周干脆放弃好了
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: [–]【热刺】Merkarov 228 points 10 hours ago
: Good guy Ajax, take the pumping on our behalf.
: 好人阿贾克斯，代我刺受虐。
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: [–]【阿森纳】Finsbury-Park 1421 points 10 hours ago
: Liverpool played well but sometimes you just have to accept that Messi will be a Messi.
: 利物浦打得挺好，但有时候你不得不接受梅西还是梅西。
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: [–]【阿贾克斯】pornnarwhal 465 points 10 hours ago
: That Fk though, What you gonna do about that
: 就说那个任意球吧，你还能怎么办
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: [–]【巴萨】also1000dinari 488 points 10 hours ago
: Make someone sit on top of the crossbar with their feet dangling, can't score top bins now
: 找个人坐在横梁上晃脚，这样上角就封死了
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: [–]【利物浦】AmnesiaFX 177 points 10 hours ago
: Playing with messi is like using cheats
: 队里有梅西就像有作弊码一样
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: [–]【罗马】antiferbal123 3366 points 10 hours ago
: Don't worry Liverpool, overcoming a 3 goal deficit at home against Barca is really not that hard
: 利物浦不要慌，主场对巴萨逆转3球落后真的没那么难
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: [–]【巴萨】kmadnow 1507 points 10 hours ago
: Oh God oh fuck
: 额，你妹的
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: [–]【利物浦】offiziersmesser 222 points 10 hours ago
: Don’t worry. We ain’t got no finishers.
: 慌什么。我浦根本没有得分手。
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: [–]【利物浦】goofygoober2 266 points 10 hours ago
: Give us your strength
: 罗马给我们力量啊
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: [–]awesomewhat 168 points 10 hours ago
: They already gave us their winger and goalie
: 他们都已经把边锋和门将给我们了
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: [–]【西班牙】Ask_Asensio 218 points 10 hours ago
: 4-1 is VERY different from 3-0.
: Liverpool need at least 4 without conceding. This tie is already finished.
: 4-1和3-0有天差地别。
: 利物浦要进至少4球还不丢球。半决赛基本结束了。
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: [–]gnorrn 112 points 10 hours ago
: Could score 3 and go to penalties.
: 可以进3个拖进点球啊。
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: [–]【Chelsea】pistolpaolo 667 points 10 hours ago
: Messi is Inevitable
: 梅西就是天命
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: [–]drsb13 333 points 10 hours ago
: Messi snaps and half of liverpool’s silverware chances disappear.
: 梅西一个响指，利物浦一半的夺冠机会消失了。
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: [–]【巴萨】CentreMidfielder 700 points 10 hours ago
: TWO 3v1 MISSED COME ON
: 两个3v1没进啊日
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: [–]-northlondonisred 252 points 10 hours ago
: No wonder nobody wants top 4...
: 难怪英超没人想进前四了……
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: [–]【阿森纳】Igoze94 47 points 9 hours ago
: Just play Europa League.Fair and square.
: 玩玩欧联不好吗。安全又公平。
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: [–]【利物浦】carterish 1165 points 10 hours ago
: Only got ourselves to blame for not taking the chances. Then Messi does what Messi does.
: 只能怪我们自己抓不住机会。然后梅西常规操作而已。
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: [–]【利物浦】TheLastBaron90 477 points 10 hours ago
: The unsung hero for Barca in this one is ter-Stegen. His positioning makes his saves seem so effortless.
: 巴萨的幕后英雄是特尔施特根。他的站位让他的扑救显得不费吹灰之力。
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: [–]【国际米兰】gabocorbo 209 points 10 hours ago
: Unsung? MOTMOTM for me
: 幕后英雄？在我看来是全场最佳
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: [–]【阿贾克斯】iCoFox 848 points 10 hours ago
: Dembele played for 5 minutes but was absolutely shite in these 5
: 登贝莱就打了5分钟但是每一分钟都是狗屎
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: [–]【多特】bacon_baron_ 376 points 10 hours ago
: legit made me angry af even tho I'm neutral, how can you miss these? Just how?
: 真心让我这个中立球迷都气炸了，这球怎么能打丢的？怎么做到的？
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: [–]【曼联】DarkSofter 955 points 10 hours ago
: All people will talk about Messi but can we appreciate how good Vidal was? One of the best signings barca have made in years
: 大家都会谈论梅西但是我们能稍微赞一下比达尔吗？巴萨近年来最棒的签约之一
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: REPLAY： 82' 梅西任意球破门
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: [–]【热刺】Neo_corner 5500 points 10 hours ago2
: His 600th goal, and what a way to score it. Absolute banger!
: 他的第600球，以这个方式完成真是太吊了。绝对世界波！
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: [–]mdlr9921 2438 points 10 hours ago
: And that on the same day he scored his first, may 1st
: 他的生涯第一球也是同一天，5月1日
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: [–]kingofbbq 4213 points 10 hours ago
: 600 goals in 1 day. He really is the GOAT.
: 一天600球。不亏是历史最佳。
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: [–]sandiegosoccer 760 points 10 hours ago
: I don't see Ronaldo scoring 600 goals in 1 day...
: 我看C罗一天进不了600球……
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: [–]【阿森纳】Jyoung59 4536 points 11 hours ago
: Oh my goodness...
: 欧我的老天啊……
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: [–]【曼联】legojs 5780 points 11 hours ago
: WTF IS THAT
: 这什么鬼！
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: [–]【曼联】HamAaron 890 points 12 hours ago
: He's fucking unreal
: 他太他妈假了
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: [–]【沙尔克】GETTINbaby 259 points 12 hours ago
: Fucking monster
: 他妈的怪物
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: [–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 328 points 12 hours ago
: The greatest we'll ever see
: 我们见证过的最佳
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: [–]【Aston Villa】ylno83 427 points 12 hours ago
: People so easily forget Bendtner
: 人们太容易遗忘还有本特纳了
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: [–]【巴萨】Mau120 3300 points 12 hours ago*
: KLOPP WAS LAUGHING HAHAH
: 克洛普都笑了哈哈哈
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: [–]e1_duder 1465 points 12 hours ago
: What else can you do?
: 不然还能怎样？
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: [–]Apolog3ticBoner 4107 points 12 hours ago8
: Klapp
: 克洛噗
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: [–]_urMumM8_ 267 points 12 hours ago
: What more can you do against a player like that honestly
: 说真的对上梅西这样的球员你还能怎样
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: [–]【本菲卡】quizh 978 points 12 hours ago
: I said to my gf: "look, penalty for Barca"
: She looks at the TV then looks at me like I'm retarded.
: Then Messi just did it.
: 我跟女票说：“看，巴萨点球”
: 她看看电视然后看着我的眼神好像我是个智障。
: 然后梅西把她办了。
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: [–]【胡尔城】JedH44 245 points 12 hours ago
: Best player on Earth.
: 地球上最好的球员。
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: [–]【切尔西】Kelloggs11 159 points 12 hours ago
: you obviously mean universe
: 你显然是指宇宙
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: [–]【巴萨】OGConsuela 1612 points 12 hours ago2
: I am inevitable
: 我就是天命
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: [–]【利物浦】IceColdKofi 472 points 12 hours ago
: I am Messi
: 我是梅西
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: [–]【厄瓜多尔】EpicChiguire 213 points 12 hours ago
: Messi I love you 3000
: 梅西我爱你3000遍
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: [–]Berekum Chelseaweetabix4 1501 points 12 hours ago
: gg bro
: 兄弟gg
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: [–]【切尔西】EnergetikNA 765 points 12 hours ago
: reminds me of that semi against Bayern in 2015 when Messi created 2 goals out of nothing near the late 70 minute mark...
: 想到2015年半决赛打拜仁，70多分钟之后梅西凭空创造2个进球……
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: [–]【利物浦】CT_x 859 points 12 hours ago
: When he ended Boateng's career?
: "Here he is again. Here he is again. It's astonishing."
: 终结博阿滕生涯那次？
: “又是他。又是他。太惊人了。”
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: [–]【曼联】uzrnmechkzout 1879 points 12 hours ago
: Holy shit
: 天了噜
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: [–]【奥格斯堡】Aikeus 709 points 12 hours ago
: The most Top Corner you can get.
: 能踢到的最最顶角的位置。
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: [–]【巴萨】aphan19 3130 points 12 hours ago
: oh stop it leo
: 欧，梅老板快住手吧
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: [–]【切尔西】_Ultimatum_ 908 points 12 hours ago
: That’s fucking insane.
: 太他妈假了。
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: [–]【切尔西】EvenGandhiHatesLVG 509 points 12 hours ago
: Fucking stupid how good he’s become
: 梅西现在已经强到一种愚蠢的程度了
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: [–]【曼联】HumanInHope 324 points 12 hours ago
: his freekicks have certainly gone up a notch over the past couple of seasons
: 过去几个赛季他的任意球显然又涨了一级
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: [–]【曼联】InfamousWheel 1252 points 12 hours ago
: Take a bow
: 受我一拜
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: [–]【巴萨】albaniax 533 points 12 hours ago
: ? つ ?_? ?つ
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: [–]【巴基斯坦】SexyMooli 1721 points 12 hours ago
: Liverpool are incredibly lucky to get to watch Messi play up close like that.
: 利物浦真的太走运了，可以这么近距离看梅西表演。
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: [–]【埃因霍温】aiicaramba 497 points 12 hours ago
: Wow. Finally he managed to score a goal. I hope this gets him out of his slump. It had been 7 minutes since his last goal! Way, way too long.
: 哇。他终于进球了。希望这球能帮他走出泥潭。距离梅西上次进球已经过去了7分钟！太久太久了。
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: [–]【皇马】VictorAkwaowo1 1230 points 12 hours ago
: IM DONE
: 我完了
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: [–]【皇马】CleverLime 1054 points 12 hours ago
: We were done long ago
: 我团早他妈完了
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: [–]【利物浦】carterish 2277 points 12 hours ago
: Despise football
: 鄙视足球这项运动
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