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A father was fined by Chinese police for accidentally igniting a 2,000-square-metre lawn after his experiment with a magnifying glass with his son went wrong in the eastern city of Shanghai.
在中国东部城市上海，一位父亲和儿子一起用放大镜做实验出错，意外点燃了一块2000平方米的草坪，最终被警方罚款。
评论翻译
-------------译者：df_uphold--- 审核者：龙腾翻译总管------------
ㄨ_ㄨ
Well his magnifying glass is a SUCCESS
他的放大镜是成功的
KCH Games TV
Obsidian generator
黑曜石发生器
Sara Ahmed
His son will never forget this beautiful father and son bonding.
他的儿子永远不会忘记这段美丽的父子情谊时光。
Aleena Mudnal
Looks like a black hole in the ground that''s going to swallow everything.
看起来像是地上的一个黑洞，会吞噬一切。
Anthony Gonzalez
Wife: Who were you with when you burned the field?
Husband: Arson.
妻子：你烧牧场的时候和谁在一起？
丈夫：火。
Becca Berry
At least it wasn''t because of a gender-reveal party.
至少不是因为性别揭秘派对进号子。
Grass
In this guy''s defense, I would never have seen this coming, either.
我想为他说句话，如果是我的话我也不会想到会是这样的后果。
SHL1_mW
The darkness spreading like Rapunzel''s hurt incantation.
黑暗像长发公主的伤害咒语一样蔓延开来。
Sir MeowMeow
and the kid said: "Let there be darkness."
孩子说：“让黑暗降临吧。”
L3ZIB0I
Dad causes grass fire
Son: Learning is fun
爸爸引起火灾
儿子：学习是有趣的
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Senna Taylor
The real question is why did they set something on fire on grass instead of the nonflammable concrete two feet away
真正的问题是，他们为什么要在草地上放火，而不是在两英尺外的不可燃混凝土上放火
HardSalami
The news makes it sound like it''s arson. He seemed scared and wanted to see what happened maybe on camera. Chill with the narratives
这新闻听起来像是纵火。他看起来很害怕，而且想在镜头上看看发生了什么。这个新闻叙事令人不寒而栗。
Ays
Dad: Im going to teach you about science son
*Accidentally start a wild fire
Dad: Now Im going to teach you about crime son
爸爸：我要教你科学，儿子
*不小心引起了一场大火
爸爸：现在我要教你犯罪，儿子
XDevz Ashura
You unlocked extra knowledge:
Burning the plants is bad
你解锁了额外的知识：
烧这些植物不好
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PRINCE RANA
Is he the father of the boy who throw matches inside the manhole.
他是那个把火柴扔进下水道的男孩的父亲吗。
Aragami Yamato
Me: accidentally hits my coffee
My homework:
我：不小心撞到了我的咖啡
我的作业：。。。
Lanang Tsaqif Hakim
It''s fun and games until you realized the grass is dry
在你意识到草是干的之前，这是一种乐趣和游戏
Tegridy Farms
The grass was way too dry to make these kind of little games. He could have held the magnifing glass against wet grass too and still see if it catches smoke
草太干了，不能做这种小游戏。他也可以把放大镜靠在湿草上，看它是否冒烟。
-------------译者：wysjunru--- 审核者：龙腾翻译总管------------
Herevance Lightena
This is how a dad teach his son? When there''s a fire just run and leave it like that? Wow
这就是一个父亲教育儿子的方式吗？着火的时候就跑并且不了了之。。
Quentin
They''re like opening a portal to another dimension.
这就像打开了另外一个维度空间的传送门
Noobkaustav
The father Be like: i will never gonna financially recover from this.
这位父亲像是在说：从此我将无法再从经济上恢复过来
Marsh · 10 years later
See you in 7 years later when youtube algorithm bring us back here.
7年后youtube的算法会把我们带回这里
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Happy Tobus
“Black hole opens in yard”
“黑洞在牧场里打开了”
番αce
At least he admitted that it his fault instead of lying.
至少他承认这是他的错，而不是撒谎。
AndyGinterBlues
Don''t feel bad, people in the ''states do far stupider stuff every day.
别难过，美国人每天做的事都比你蠢得多。
Thành Vinh Nguyên T?
"Please don''t try this at home"
Father: hehe fire goes brrr
请不要在家里尝试”
父亲：火烧起来了
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Nikhil
The son and father be like : RUN , RUN RUN
儿子和父亲就像：快跑，快跑
Ethan Q
Rare footage of an interdimensional rift opening on a field in Shanghai
在上海某牧场正在撕开裂口的罕见的二次元片段
Adieu Nightmare
I like how there’s concrete next to the dry grass. Why can’t he do his experiment there?
旁边就有混泥土地面。为什么他不能在那里做实验？
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Lordchan Acanto
After the incident, the two went home.
Mom to his hubby and son: how this day has been to you?
Son: actually...
Dad: ? great
Son: yah great
事发后，两人回家了。
妈妈对丈夫和儿子说：你今天过得怎么样？
儿子：实际上。。。
爸爸：？很好
儿子：太好了
Nothing Follows
"There are no accidents." - Master Oogway
“没有意外。”—乌龟大师
donut_mo
I think the dad only wana show his son the experiment but ended up being a crime. R.I.P money
我想爸爸只是给他儿子看实验，结果却成了犯罪。荷包大出血
Fei Long 黄飞龙
Father Liu: "Hehe I will sneak away with my son. Nobody is gonna find out it was me!"
Surveillance cameras: You know I can see you right?
刘大爷：“呵呵，我要带着儿子溜了。没人会发现是我干的！”
监控摄像头：你知道我能看见你对吗？
Daniyal Asif Khan
it amazed me that how fast fire fighters came, in my country they would have arrived after entire block got burned down by this fire.
令我惊讶的是他们的消防员速度那么快，在我的国家，等草坪烧完后消防员才会赶到。
Ilya Shell
People should not be penaltied for something what went wrong. Especially when they did the safe measures (which they could)
当他们采取安全措施（他们可以）后任然出错，那么就不应该收到惩罚。
Relic Monka
No one would have ever imagined that small point from magnifying glass will get like this..
没人会想到放大镜上的小光点会变成这样。。
Entity Arif
A touching moment where a father is teaching his son how to be an arsonist.
一位父亲教儿子如何成为纵火犯的感人时刻。
Seonghwa''s ABS
"Always do it with adult supervision"
“始终在成人监督下进行”....
co2 hashoil
When you feed your grass gasoline instead of water
当你用汽油代替水浇草的时候
Youtuber Number 99
This looks like what I imagine happens at the LHC one day when scientists messed up a controlled blackhole and it grew bigger and they''re unable to stop it
这看起来就像有一天在大型强子对撞机上发生的那样，科学家们把一个受控黑洞搞砸了，黑洞越来越大，他们无法阻止它...
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