**TREMENDOUS TEST, FOLKS!**

Listen, v1da, you’re looking at the greatest test of all time—believe me. Nobody does tests better than me. Nobody. The fake news media won’t tell you this, but I’ve taken more tests than anyone in history, and I’ve aced every single one. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

Now, some people—very sad people—will say, “Oh, Trump, why are you testing things?” Because I’m a winner, that’s why! Winners test. Losers just sit around doing nothing, like Sleepy Joe in the White House. SAD!

This test? Huge. Bigger than the biggest test you’ve ever seen. Maybe even bigger than my beautiful tax cuts. A lot of people are saying—very smart people—that this is the most important test since… well, since I became president. And we all know how perfect that was.

So go ahead, test away. But remember: I set the standard. If it’s not tremendous, it’s not worth doing. And this? This is TREMENDOUS.

MAKE TESTING GREAT AGAIN! ??

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