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"Pardon me? How do I spell that." FC
ST: Reza Ghoochannejhad (Free Agent)
RW: Khvicha Kvaratskhelia (Rubin Kazan)
LW: Pierre-Emerick Aubemayang (Arsenal)
CAM: Vidar Orn Kjhartansson (Valerenga)
CDM: Sibusiso Mthethwa (Stellenbosch FC)
CDM: Idildzhon Khamrobekov (Pakhtakor Tashkent)
RB: Narubadin Weerawatnodom (Buriram United)
CB: Sokratis Papastathopoulos (Olympiacos)
CB: Przemyslaw Wisniewski (Gornik Zabrze)
LB: Sime Vrsaljko (Atletico Madrid)
GK: Wojciech Szczesny (Juventus)
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Animal Kingdom FC
ST: Marvin Ducksch (Hannover 96)
RW: Leon Bailey (Aston Villa)
LW: Luke McCowan (Dundee FC)
CM: Geoffrey Kondogbia (Atletico Madrid)
CM: Manuel Locatelli (Sassuolo)
CDM: Ruslan Fishchenko (Russia/FK Ufa)
RB: Marius Wolf (Borussia Dortmund)
CB: Antonio Rudiger (Chelsea)
CB: Maximiliano Falcon (Colo Colo)
LB: Morgan Fox (Stoke City)
GK: Bailey Peacock-Farrel (Burnley)
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The "Colours of the Game" Team
ST: Markus Pink (SK Austria Klagenfurt)
ST: Mason Greenwood (Manchester United)
RM: Blue Mamona (US Fiorenzuola 1922)
CM: Alan Browne (Preston North End)
CM: Calum Chambers (Arsenal)
LM: Demarai Gray (Everton)
RB: Ben White (Arsenal)
CB: Cono Goldson (Rangers)
CB: Marcos Rojo (Boca Juniors)
LB: Danny Rose (Watford)
GK: Jamal Blackman (Free Agent)
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The "Wonders of Nature" XI
ST: Ewan Urain (Bilbao Athletic)
ST: Jonas Wind (FC Copenhagen)
RM: James Forrest (Celtic)
AM: Tornado Mongale (FC Azziz Kara)
LM: Crysencio Summerville (Leeds U-23)
DM: Everest Maboto (Free Agent)
CB: Koni De Winter (juventus U-23)
CB: Phil Mooney (Cefn Druids AFC)
CB: Sun-hyuk Jang (Jeonnam Dragons)
GK: Odysseas Vlachodimos (Benfica)
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Hydro Homies
ST: Thomas Stowasser (SSV Jahn Regensburg)
RM: Silvester van der Water (Orlando City)
LM: Alvaro Aguado (Valladolid)
CM: Danny Drinkwater (Chelsea)
CDM: Alessio Acquafresca (AC Fabbrico)
CDM: Afriyie Acquah (Al-Batin)
RB: Jack Fitzwater (Livingston)
CB: Luke Waterfall (Grimsby Town)
CB: Giuseppe Aquaro (ASD Sava)
LB: Calum Waters (Kilmarnock)
GK: Boy Waterman (OFI Crete)
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"Does My Name Make You Hungry?"
ST: Kevin Lasagna (Hellas Verona)
RW: Cammy Breadner (St Mirren Reserves)
LW: Candy Agbana (Lefke TSK)
CM: Wouter Burger (Feyenoord)
CM: Declan Rice (West Ham)
RWB: Nacho Fernandez (Real Madrid)
CB: Senah Mango (Free Agent)
CB: Pietro Pizza (CPR Ospitaletto)
CB: Yaya Banana (Shabab Al-Ordon)
LWB: Adam Chicksen (Notts County)
GK: Jason Rokovucake (Tailevu Naitasiri FC)
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Penis Thesaurus FC
ST: Willy Pizzi (Zug 94)
RM: Dieumerci Ndongala (Apoel Nicosia)
CM: Sean Longstaff (Newcastle)
CM: Neil Pace Cocks (Pieta Hotspurs FC)
CM: Gary Richard Dicker (Brighton U-23)
LM: Shaft Brewer Jr. (Fram Larvik)
RB: Tong Wang (Shandong Taishan)
CB: Evan N'Dicka (Eintracht Frankfurt)
CB: Shaquille Pinas (Ludogorets)
LB: George Cox (Fortuna Sittard)
GK: Sean Johnson (New York City FC)
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The Pornhub XI
ST: Marcell Hornyak (Diosgyori VTK)
RW: Sean Lovemore (Onehunga Sports)
LW: Jizz Hornkamp (Den Bosch)
CM: Jonny Steele (Free Agent)
CM: Tyler Brownsword (Free Agent)
CM: Seamus Ryder (Caversham AFC)
RB: Patrick Banggaard (SonderjyskE)
CB: Sherel Floranus (Antalyaspor)
CB: Lucious Ndou (Free Agent)
LB: Maxime Poundje (Free Agent)
GK: Fabian Assmann (Atletico Aldosivi)
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The Caravan Euro Trip
CF: Sweden Fernandez (Neroca FC)
RW: Aron Athenstadt (Lechia Zielona Gora)
LW: Lachlan Wales (Western United FC)
CM: Salva Sevilla (RCD Mallorca)
DM: James Holland (Lask)
CM: Liam Ireland (Broxburn Athletic FC)
RB: Paris Psaltis (Omonia Nicosia)
CB: Milan Skriniar (Internazionale)
CB: Kevin Lafrance (Dox Katokopias)
LB: Manuel Madrid (Phoenix Rising FC)
GK: Santiago Londono (Envigado FC)
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Questionable Hygiene
ST: Mark Grosse (SV Lafnitz)
ST: Lionel Messi (PSG)
RM: Raz Stain (Ihud Bnei Sakhnin)
CM: Gladwin Shitolo (Orlando Pirates)
CM: Matt Grimes (Swansea City)
LM: Luca Crudo (FC 08 Villingen II)
RB: Otar Kakabadze (Cracovia)
CB: Yuki Nogami (Sanfrecce Hiroshima)
CB: Grigore Turda (ACSC FC Arges)
LB: Stian Molde (Fredrikstad FK)
GK: Dogancan Eresmeli (Izmirspor)
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The Biblical Characters
ST: Tammy Abraham (Chelsea FC)
ST: Alexander Isak (Real Sociedad)
CAM: Elijah Adebayo (Luton Town)
CM: Noah Bamba (Club Brugge)
CM: Sanzhar Satanov (FK Maktaaral)
DM: Jack Jean Baptiste (Motagua Tegucigalpa)
RB: Moses Odubajo (QPR)
CB: Jesus Vallejo (Real Madrid)
CB: Gabriel (Arsenal)
LB: Jethro Mashart (NAC Breda)
GK: Aaron Ramsdale (Sheffield United)
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The Double Duty XI
ST: Duje Cop (Dinamo Zagreb)
ST: Taxiarchis Fountas (Rapid Vienna)
RM: Gabriele Artistico (Lokomotiva Zagreb)
CM: Lewis Farmer (Sheffield Wednesday U-23)
CM: Lewis Cook (Bournemouth)
LM: Quincy Butler (Hoffenheim II)
RB: Brock Messenger (Northern Rovers)
CB: Leonardo Pilotto (AC Este)
CB: Ignacio Servera (CD Pena Azagresa)
LB: Charlie Taylor (Burnley)
GK: Bjorn Bussmann (Marino Luanco)
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Inanimate Objects FC
ST: Klaas De Rock (KFC Merelbeke)
RW: Brad Potts (Preston North End)
LW: Roman Cap (MFK Chrudim)
CM: Dominic Ball (QPR)
CM: John Cork (Burnley)
CM: Tire (FC Viareggio)
RB: Tariq Lamptey (Brighton & Holve Albion)
CB: John Stones (Man City)
CB: Jon Bell (New England Revolution)
LB: Jason Pendant (New York Red Bulls)
GK: Timo Horn (FC Koln)
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The Toon Squad
ST: Joao Félix (Atletico de Madrid)
RW: Nicolas Pepe (Arsenal)
LW: Yogi Rahadian (Muba Babel United FC)
CM: Fred (Manchester United)
DM: Lucas Hulk (Moto Club de Sao Luis)
CM: Shaggy Kimuenimeso (Free Agent)
RB: Mauro Bender (SC Cham)
CB: Deniz Ozan Tintin (Islahiye Belediye Genclik Spor)
CB: Homer Martinez (Junior FC)
LB: Thor Lange (AC Horsens)
GK: Mickey van der Hart (Lech Poznan)
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